One Direction's Voices

  • Louis: Beautiful chocolate-like sensation with a high pitch and extraordinary voice cracks
  • Niall: Irish wonderland that takes you to a whole much newer world than Aladdin
  • Zayn: Lusciously dramatic and high notes with glass-breaking capability
  • Harry: Pure seduction created by deep and slow singing
  • Liam: Crystal clear extravaganza that makes you feel as if you are running through a meadow with Bambi and other beautiful forest creatures
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  • Lily Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven*
  • Lily Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me?
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stylators:

imagine if i was famous and you would all be like “i followed her once”

[source: stylators]
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rural-juror:

here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe

[source: rural-jurors]
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When the bell rings and everybody starts leaving but you didn’t finish copying

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

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horanhaze:

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Trying to be cute while laughing

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation:

Relaity:

via sodamnrelatable

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lolsofunny:

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[source: sandandglass]

niallisbeautifulirish:

justgetnakedharry:

beliebers: directioners are annoying

monsters: directioners are annoying

swifties: directioners are annoying

barbies: directioners are annoying

everyone: directioners are annoying

directioners: we are annoying

[source: justgetnakedharry]
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